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Romantic Love Poem for Husband Aussie Style

This romantic love poem for husband was sent in by another Aussie Vicky Wilson after she read the “tongue in cheek” love poem to wife that had been written by an Aussie man.

He was obviously pushing his luck a bit far in the way he expressed his love in a poem to his wife — perhaps a long sufferring wife.  But maybe they had a really special loving relationship whihc carried a lot of humour and teasing with it.  I just don’t know.

Whatever this relationship was that Love Poem to wife gave a number of our love poem readers a good laugh and Vicki took it upon herself to write this wonder love poem to husband just to give us another laugh. For lovers to be able to laugh with other brings people closer doesn’t it? I really believe that couples who laugh together stay together. If you man can laugh at this “romantic love poem to husband” poem then let him see it.

Slip this love poem into a lunch box or inside his jacket pocket. Make him think of you and laugh out loud as well. But only if he can see the joke written into this loving poem written specially for Australian men.

You love me you say darling,
In amongst the farts that make you “charming”
You flatter me with your manipulative words
To get me to do your work and clean up the turds

My bum may be big but have you looked in the mirror?
Your flab and farts are much like a sewer
All drabs of fat and lard that covers you
It’s time that you got out and dug out the doggy doo

Time to mow the lawn and take over the chores
The time is now to get off that bum of yours
Mowing and chopping you seem to say it’s for my pleasure
Now it’s time for you to cut out your leisure

I will sit on my ass and watch a chick flick
And order you around as you have turned into a dick
Lost in your world of footy and beer and sex
I roll my eyes at the stupidity of that hex

And when you do take over these chores and I smile
I won’t tell your mates how small “it” is and I won’t lie
How droopy “the boys” are that nearly come to your knees
You are no longer pleasant to the young shiela to tease

Disgust would be their first impressions of you
An Old Man thinking that he’s a stud to the ewes
Come to that, you can get your own dinner
While I sit here and eat the chocolates and simmer.

So be careful boy of mine because you could be in hell
Remember that you have no idea what truths I can tell
To the boys at the bar you will be a laughing stock
Now I will snap my fingers as I am the boss and you are not.

Hows that for a love poem for husband?

This romantic love poem for husband really made me laugh out loud. Can you write a better romantic love poem for husband?  It could be a romantic love poem or it could be a funny love poem the choice is yours!

 Love Poem for husband or even a boyfriend. Just send me your own favorite love poem written to man.

We love to love to publish love poems to men.  But if you want to read the love poem written to wife in aussie style go here.