Australian Romantic Love Poem

Australian humorous romantic love poem

This contemporary romantic love poem was written in true Aussie style. Or so we are led to believe from the films on TV (I did spend three weeks holiday in Victoria State in February 2005 si know the truth.)

Romantic love poems come in many different types and styles. This is just style of Love Poem and sometimes when writing a truly romantic love poem a bit of humour can express something that sweet flowers and traditional love poetry can not achieve. It depends on situation. I know some people who would be insulted if their husband wrote a romantic love poem to them in this format.

If you are from Australia we hope you take it in good fun and I believe that there must be at least one Aussie bloke who is willing to be more truly romantic when writing a really romantic love poem to his sweetheart / wife.

This Romantic Love Poem was sent to us by a family member living in Australia. She was unable to track it back to its original source so we apologise if it is your own copyright. Please let us know and we will gladly give you full credit for the fun you gave to us and so many of our other readers. Thank you

An Aussie Romantic Love Poem(anon)

an aussie romantic love poem writer

Of course I love ya Darling
your a bloody top notch bird
and when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
it means that when I’m ready
theres something there to grab

So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there

No Sheila who’s your age
has nice round perky breasts
they just gave into gravity
but I know ya did ya best

I’m tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you have got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me Nanna’s grave now
the moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever going to get.

No matter wot U look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footys on
and get me another beer!

Australian Romantic Love Poem Writers

If you are an Australian and would like to put the other side forward to get your humorous revenge on this Aussie romantic love poem writer then please send it to me.

Note we did have a similar style romantic love poem written by “his wife” to him but when our whole site was lost we have been unable to find any backup of that romantic love poem. Sorry but if we find it again we will add straight away if only to balance the books a little.