An Australian romantic love poem

This contemporary romantic love poem was written in true Aussie style. (Or so I am led to believe from the films on TV and a three week holiday in Victoria State in February 2005.

If you are from Australia we hope you take it in good fun and I seriously believe (or maybe just hope) that there must be at least one Aussie bloke who is willing to be more truly romantic when writing a love poem to his sweetheart / wife.

It was sent to us by a family member living in Australia. She was unable to track it back to its original source so we apologise if it is your own copyright. Please let us know and we will gladly give you full credit for the fun you gave to us and so many of our other readers. Thank you

An Aussie Romantic Love Poem (anon)

Of course I love ya Darling
your a bloody top notch bird
and when I say ur gorgeous
I mean every single word

So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
it means that when I'm ready
theres something there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms around there

No Sheila who's your age
has nice round perky breasts
they just gave into gravity
but I know ya did ya best

I'm tellin ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you have got dimples on ya thighs

I swear on me Nanna's grave now
the moment that we met
I thought u was as good as
I was ever going to get.

No matter wot U look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footys on
and get me another beer!

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