A Love Poem To My Aussie Man

You may already have seen the Aussie love poem if not please read it to set this romantic love poem in context.

At the bottom of that posting I asked for people to come back in a similar mode in a response. I just loved Vicki’s love poem so much I had to create a special page just for it. She has captured the spirit of the first poem and responded so well I just could not stop myself from laughing. Yes she is also an Aussie which probably helped her to get into the same spirit.

But read on  to understand why I think this is so good and then comment underneath.

You love me you say darling,
In amongst the farts that make you “charming”
You flatter me with your manipulative words
To get me to do your work and clean up the turds

My bum may be big but have you looked in the mirror?
Your flab and farts are much like a sewer
All drabs of fat and lard that covers you
It’s time that you got out and dug out the doggy doo

Time to mow the lawn and take over the chores
The time is now to get off that bum of yours
Mowing and chopping you seem to say it’s for my pleasure
Now it’s time for you to cut out your leisure

I will sit on my ass and watch a chick flick
And order you around as you have turned into a dick
Lost in your world of footy and beer and sex
I roll my eyes at the stupidity of that hex

And when you do take over these chores and I smile
I won’t tell your mates how small “it” is and I won’t lie
How droopy “the boys” are that nearly come to your knees
You are no longer pleasant to the young Shiela to tease

Disgust would be their first impressions of you
An Old Man thinking that he’s a stud to the ewes
Come to that, you can get your own dinner
While I sit here and eat the chocolates and simmer.

So be careful boy of mine because you could be in hell
Remember that you have no idea what truths I can tell
To the boys at the bar you will be a laughing stock
Now I will snap my fingers as I am the boss and you are not.

Vicki Wilson

My husband Ron had taken the first Aussie love poem and printed it alongside a photo he had of me wearing “hot pants” back in the late 1960’s then framed it. I am going to take this responsive love poem and do the same with a photo I have of him when he was only one or two years old. They will both lend a bit of humour to the situation.

If you think that is weird of us putting things like that on our walls it is part of the deep loving relationship we share together. We know how to wind up each other and share a joke together in teasing. It never goes too far and if it did one word from either of us would stop it immediately.

Do we get any more of these humorous love poems coming in?  Remember people who laugh together (WITH not AT each other) will stay together.

Look forward to reading your love poems whether funny or strongly romantic

Carol

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